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Tipsy Wine Glasses 12 oz. Goblets with Slightly Bent Stems (Set of 4) $44.98 -SET OF 4- Is the room tilting or have you reached your limit? Set of 4 wine goblets are crafted with slightly bent stems so they appear to lean, but in fact they sit perfectly flat. Serve an unsuspecting guest a regular glass of wine-or two-then switch to the tipsy glass and watch the expressions! Great hostess gift or conversation piece! 12 oz capacity. US made…. |
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I’M ONLY HERE FOR THE BEER ! 1.25 Magnet $0.01 These magnets are manufactured from the highest quality materials… made of a hard metal base, thick mylar, strong magnet and true to life vibrant colors. Put them on your refrigerator, locker, file cabinet or any metal object you can think of! Magnets are great party favors for your next gathering and also make great prizes/giveaways. They are wonderful gifts for everyone!… |
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(2×3) Lucky’s Bar Best Head in Town Beer Mug Distressed Retro Vintage Locker Refrigerator Magnet $1.95 (2×3) Lucky’s Bar Best Head in Town Beer Mug Distressed Retro Vintage Locker Refrigerator Magnet… |
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Novelty Computer Key Caps (8) $19.99 Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious novelty computer keys stuck to your computer or anywhere else you need a byte of humor! Each has a double-sided tape base so it sticks to any surface…. |
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Beer! Card Game Party Game $4.89 The game where you assign drinks, steal from each other, have blackouts and even an occasional drunken hookup. Beer! also tests your knowledge of crazy categories like Types Of Liquor, Cartoon Dogs, and Excuses For Not Making Love. For 2-6 players…. |
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Party Giant Bottle Opener Grab a monster sized bottle opener to assist your debauchery…. |
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Out Of Cologne it’s Beer Humor T-Shirt $14.98 Our brown tee reads, “Ran out of cologne, it’s beer!” 100% cotton. Imported.Large (42-44)X-Large (46-48)XX-Large (50-52)… |
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Where’s the Fountain of Beer Humor T-Shirt $14.98 Our navy blue tee reads: “Forget the Fountain of Youth. Where’s the Fountain of BEER? 100% cotton. Imported.Adult Sizes:Large (42-44)X-Large (46-48)XX-Large (50-52)… |
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Save Planet Only One With Beer Humor T-Shirt $14.98 Our navy blue tee reads: “Save The Planet. It’s the only one with beer!” 100% cotton. Imported.Large (42-44)X-Large (46-48)XX-Large (50-52)… |
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Men Are Better Than Women $5.94 Through a process of exhaustive man research he calls “keeping his eyes open,” Dick Masterson has compiled a Magnum-size list of the ways men are better than women. It is an infallible compendium of man’s greatness, filled with the most egregiously fallacious arguments ever put to words, but with some kind of miraculous, rock-solid man logic dripping like motor oil from every sentence. It is a man… |
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Dirty Jokes and Beer Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined Stories of the Unrefined $3.95 We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career and his hit television show, but do we really know Drew Carey, the person? Now, meet the true Drew, in his book, the bawdy, irreverent, and hilarious Dirty Jokes and Beer, and find out about all the many sides of the misunderstood Hollywood star. |
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Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined $3.95 We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career and his hit television show, but do we really know Drew Carey, the person? Now, meet the true Drew, in his book, the bawdy, irreverent, and hilarious Dirty Jokes and Beer, and find out about all the many sides of the misunderstood Hollywood star. |
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Jokes and Targets $26.32 Jokes and Targets takes up an appealing and entertaining topic -- the social and historical origins of jokes about familiar targets such as rustics, Jewish spouses, used car salesmen, and dumb blondes. Christie Davies explains why political jokes flourished in the Soviet Union, why Europeans tell jokes about American lawyers but not about their own lawyers, and why sex jokes often refer to France rather than to other countries. One of the world's leading experts on the study of humor, Davies provides a wide-ranging and detailed study of the jokes that make up an important part of everyday conversation. |
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Jokes and Their Relations $38.01 Almost everyone tells and appreciates jokes. Yet the nature of jokes has proved elusive. When asked what they really mean, people tend to laugh off the question, dismissing jokes as meaningless or too obvious to require explanation. Of those who have seriously sought to understand humor, most have explained jokes as expressions of aggression a socially acceptable way of showing contempt and displaying superiority. Elliott Oring offers a fresh perspective on jokes and related forms of humor. Criticizing and modifying traditional concepts and methods of analysis, he delineates an approach that can explain the peculiarities of a wide variety of humorous expression. Written in an accessible and engaging style, Jokes and Their Relations will appeal to anyone who has ever wondered how jokes work and what they mean. Humor, Oring argues, depends upon the perception of an appropriate incongruity. The first step in understanding a joke, anecdote, or comic song is to unravel this incongruity. The second step is to locate the incongruity within particular individual, social, or cultural contexts. To understand the meaning of a joke, one must know something of its tellers, the social and historical circumstances of its telling, and its relation to a wider repertoire of expression. |
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Dirty Jokes and Beer $3.5 This book is in Good Used condition |
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Cop Jokes $12.65 Law enforcement is a very stressful job. And law enforcement officers need to relieve that stress in a positive way. Sometimes, the best medicine for law enforcement officers to unwind and de-stress is laughter This Pocketguide to Cop Jokes is filled with cop jokes and humor: - Revised Miranda Warnings - Advice to Dumb Criminals - Police Quotes - 10 Indicators the Chief Hates You...and more It will provide hours of laughter, fun, and smiles. It makes a great gift for your partner It can be used as a fun roll call opener |
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Funniest RV Jokes, Tales, Humor $12.8 Read the funniest book for RV'ers of all ages. Take a quick compatibility test before embarking on an intimate journey with your spouse in your new motorhome. Learn clever ways to make cooking in an RV fun and exciting. Laugh to the wittiest jokes on the planet. Get a glimpse into the future of RV'ing. And more |
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Seriously Silly School Jokes $6.15 This seriously silly collection of school humor is sure to make students snicker and teachers titter. There are laugh-out-loud jokes about every subject, plus school lunches, homework, and of course, teachers Contains over 100 wacky jokes, all illustrated with hilarious line drawings. |
Finding The Party Store
Every now and then I like to frequent our local liquor store to stock my bar. Our neighborhood store is nothing special, but has what I need when I need it. I have never paid a whole lot of attention to the sign as I entered the establishment. The sign clearly states that not only do they sell beer and wine, they also sell party supplies. Great. You never know when a party may break out and having a store with party supplies at your disposal is nothing but a posititve thing.
I walked into our neighborhood establishment and strolled through the isles. My bar was already stocked sufficiently, so alcohol was not on the list for this trip. Today's trip was for nothing but party supplies.
I greeted the man behind the counter with a smile. "Hello" to him must mean,"please tell me every insignificant detail of yourself" as he proceeded to tell me about his day up to that point. Thanks. I care. This man was nothing but a distraction in my procurement of party supplies. I strolled through the isles, acknowledged the offer to help me find anything. I knew what I was looking for, I don't want Mr. Annoying's help. The store isn't that big, and I think I can find the party supplies I was looking for.
A little time passed, and I continued my search for party supplies. Up and down every isle i looked for things that were necessary for a party (hence the name party supplies.) After thorough examination of the store three times over, I came to a startling conclusion. My idea of party supplies may be a little different than theirs. Here are the "party supplies" i found at the store.
Ice. Yup, ice is needed for parties. Afterall, its what keeps the beverages cold. A great party supply indeed. Unfortunately, this was the only thing we agreed on.
Porn. Racks and racks of all varieties of porn magazines lined one whole wall. I know some party people will tell you that a party isn't a party without the latest issue of Greasy Babes. I tend to disagree. In my experience, nothing breaks up a party like that one crazy guy with his pants down screamin, "wooooo, I got the latest issue of Swank...its PARTY TIME!!!"
Lighters. Again, not my idea of a party supply. I gave up the lets burn things party a long time ago and I have think most normal adults have too. But what I seem to be learning here is that most normal adults are not buying their party supplies from a liquor store.
Beef Jerky. Okay, I don't think I have to really expand on this. Anyone that EVER brings beef jerky to a party should be lit on fire with the lighter they most likely bought as well. If you must make a reference to beef jerky being the ultimate compliment to porn, you may do so. I'm not touching that one.
That's it. That was all I could find that would even come close to being party supplies, no little parasols for drinks, not even a SOLO cup to be found.
Needless to say, I was a little disappointed, educated and a little weirded out at the same time. I like to think of it as the trifecta of human experience.
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