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Happy Man Bottle Opener


Happy Man Bottle Opener


$7.38


Yes, Happy Man is back with his freakishly shaped todger! This cheeky little man will open your beer bottles whilst adding a talking point to your dining table! The Happy Man Bottle Opener will put a big smile on anyone’s face!Great for dinner parties and those looking for a hilarious novelty gift to go with a bottle of beer, our Happy Man Bottle Opener will hopefully rouse more than a titter amon…

Big Mouth Toys The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron


Big Mouth Toys The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron


$11.99


n the epic battle of Man vs. Meat, you’ll be prepared to bark out orders (or take them!) in a camo-patterned survival apron! Includes assorted pockets and holders for 6 beverage cans, all your grilling artillery and utensils–plus a bonus bottle opener! 100% cotton with side ties & adjustable neck strap; one size fits all. 34″ long from top of bib to bottom hem. Accessories not included. Importe…

The Simpsons - Talking Bottle Opener - Homer (Size: 5 in height)


The Simpsons – Talking Bottle Opener – Homer (Size: 5 in height)


$15.50


Everytime you use this cool bottle opener, Homer’s voice says different things like Hmmm… Beer, Plopp, Yes, ohh yes…Yhooo……..

The Family Guy Talking Beer Opener


The Family Guy Talking Beer Opener



This Family Guy Talking Beer Opener is sure to make any Family Guy fan smile! The Opener that’s fun and functional!…


Trailer Trash Talking Beer Opener


Trailer Trash Talking Beer Opener




Talking Golf Bottle Opener


Talking Golf Bottle Opener



When the metal plate touches against the metal bottle cap they’ll be tickled to hear a hearty voice on these fun bottle openers. The Miller opener says “Oh, oh, it’s Miller time”, Corona talking opener says “Cer veza senor, oh, yeah Corona”, fisherman’s talking opener says “Woowee…fish on…wait a second…beer on…oh yah”, Spanish opener says “Oh, ysi, tiempo para una cerveca” and Tobasco open…


Philadelphia Phillies Talking Bottle Opener


Philadelphia Phillies Talking Bottle Opener


$7.49


Plays a historic play-by-play game call when the opener touches your bottlecap. Made of hard durable plastic. Batteries Included….

Jeff Gordon Talking Bottle Opener NASCAR Collector Item


Jeff Gordon Talking Bottle Opener NASCAR Collector Item



Hear an authentic race call and a Victory Lane interview when the opener touches the bottlecap….


Buffalo Bills Talking Bottle Opener


Buffalo Bills Talking Bottle Opener


$12.95


This bottle opener plays an exciting game call from a Buffalo Bills come back game!…




GOT BEER? BOTTLE OPENER Belt Buckle


GOT BEER? BOTTLE OPENER Belt Buckle


$14.95


GOT BEER? BOTTLE OPENER Belt Buckle Genuine 100% Pewter (Genuine Pewter Belt Buckle) CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE with this unique Bottle Opener Belt Buckle. This finely sculpted and enameled pewter belt buckle not only looks great, it's handy at any party. The center of the buckle is acutally a bottle opener! Got beer anyone?High Quality Belt Buckle. Exceptional 3 Dimensional Detailed Buckle Design. Get Fashionable, Add BodyCandy Body Jewelry and Accessories at Wholesale Prices to your Collection Today!

Beer Bottle Opener with LED light (Assorted Colors)


Beer Bottle Opener with LED light (Assorted Colors)


$1.99


HighlightsLovely shape designComes with a ball-point pen with a capMust be a favorite gift for childrenP.S. If the order of selected color runs out of stock, it will come out in a random oneSpecificationsWeight Approx: 10.4gSize Approx: 12 x 3.8 x 0.6 cmPackage Contents1 Beer Bottle Opener

Sparrow Beer Opener


Sparrow Beer Opener


$14.99


Category: Bottle Openers Themes: Garden Theme Seasons: Spring Wedding Favors Color: Silver Approximate Size: 2 1/2 quot; times;2 1/2 quot; times;1 1/2 quot; (6.5 6.5 3.8cm) Net Weight (Kg): 0.1 Shipping Weight (Kg): 0.15 Processing Time: 3-5 business days Shipping Time: Expedited Shipping: 3-5 Business days,Standard Shipping: 6-8 Business days,Super Saver Shipping: 10-20 Business days

Beer Bottle Shape Automatic Bottle Opener


Beer Bottle Shape Automatic Bottle Opener


$6.09


Overview:Beer bottle shape bottle openerOpen bottle automaticallyEffort to open bottleGood for beer fansSpecifications:Product:14.5 x 5 x 5cm0.0769kg

Wholesale Free Shipping Guaranteed Full Capacity Waterproof Dustproof Beer Opener Bottle opener Thumbdrive USB Flash Drive Disk


Wholesale Free Shipping Guaranteed Full Capacity Waterproof Dustproof Beer Opener Bottle opener Thumbdrive USB Flash Drive Disk


$8


Stainless steel beer opener + USB drive; A good gift for your friends and colleagues; Can imprint your personal logo

Bottle Opener Nail Clipper


Bottle Opener Nail Clipper


$2.19


HighlightsQuality is excellentIt's easy to use, and the nail filer is useful tooVery easy to clip your nails withCome with key ring for easily carryCan be used as bottle opener for beerSpecificationsWeight Approx: 24.1gSize Approx: 5.5 x 1.2 x 0.8 cmPackage Contents1 Nail Clipper1 Beer Bottle Opener

Beer Bottle Opener Style Cufflinks


Beer Bottle Opener Style Cufflinks


$8.89


HighlightsGreat looking designMade from high quality materialUnique and fashionable designSuitable for any occasionSpecificationsSize Approx (cm): 10 x 7 x 3Weight Approx (kg): 90g​

Big Ben Bottle Opener


Big Ben Bottle Opener


$22.5


This small but sturdy opener can conquer any bottle Small enough to carry in a pocket or in your favorite cooler caddy this personalized silvertoned bottle opener is trimmed in a black rubber material for extra strength Perfect for the beer lover or ideal for backyard barbecues Measures 4 78" long with a 1 14" wide handle Opener measures 1 38" across Personalize with one line up to 12 characters

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talking beer opener

How Do You Throw A Beer Tasting Party Of A Lifetime?

Okay so you're ready to throw the party of a lifetime so how do you do it? That's why you I'm here, to guide you along! So let's start here: You're going to need some essential things in order to make this thing work. Good news is, they aren't hard to come by and aren't very expensive.

First you're going to need a venue. By venue I mean a place that will hold 10 to 12 people at any given time. Is this your house? Is this your apartment? A friend's place? Doesn't matter as long as you have space. You want to be sure you have a fridge (needs to have room) for holding your beer and a table or counter top (think kitchen here) to have opened beers readily available for tasting. The key is space. If you're going to have this at a house, get rid of unwanted/needed furniture. A dining room table isn't needed if you want people to move around and you have a counter top that will hold open bottles of beer.

Let's take a moment and talk about glassware. Preferably you'll want glassware that fits the styles of beer you will be tasting. However since we're probably new to tasting beer and this is your first beer tasting party a few basics will work. Here's what not to put your beer in: RED PLASTIC CUPS! Or any other color plastic cups. That's the first order of business.

You want to see the beer and take in the color. The beer looks the way it does because of the time the brewers put into it; NO PLASTIC CUPS. You'll want goblets (chalices) or tulips for your first round of glassware. Both are used to bring out the aromatic qualities of the beer, good head on the beer, and a healthy eight ounce pour. Other glassware to get down the road: pilsner glasses (for your lagers), snifters (great for stouts and barely wines- truly sipping styles of beer), mugs/steins, pint glasses, stange (Tom Collins glass), weizen (for your wheat beers), and burgundy glasses (wine glasses that are fat and more rotund than a standard red glass). Goblets/chalices and tulips however are perfect and be purchased online, large liquor/spirit shops, or best yet: breweries!

Since you're throwing a party people will expect to be fed. This works in your favor. You'll want to pair beer up with certain foods to see how they work together! You'll want cheese; get different styles to see what works and what doesn't with what beer. For protein you'll want meats, don't go overboard. Each party, pick new meats to use: steak, pork, brisket, sausage, chicken; charcuterie (meat) plates work really well if you want to keep your cooking down to a minimum. Some beers go even better with desert rather than appetizers or entree meats so have some chocolate, cheesecake, cupcakes or whatever sweetens your disposition.

Now, how will you open these bottles? For 750ml's that are corked and caged you'll need a towel for grip on the cork. For capped bottles you'll need a bottle opener or wine key, both can be found at liquor stores and spirit shops. It's imperative that you have a wine key. Some bottles have caps and corks that will require a corkscrew to remove the cork. With corked and caged beer the corks can be very tight and hard to pull so you might need the corkscrew to pull out the cork.

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